THIS IS MY NEW EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING

  • Teacher: Why aren't you listening?
  • Me: SORRY, I'M IN MY MIND PALACE
  • Mum: Go tidy your room
  • Me: SORRY, I'M IN MY MIND PALACE
  • Classmate: Can you help me do this question?
  • Me: SORRY, I'M IN MY MIND PALACE
  • Cat: Feed me
  • Me: FUCKING MIND PALACE